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"Wake up, buddy! Time to go home. No more beers!"
Role-play lesson at class 5A, 26th February 2010 (AT A RESTAURANT)

"Wake up, buddy! Time to go home! No more beers!!!
(Kristijan and Karlo)


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"Yummy, this pizza is delicious! Can I have one more, please?"
(Lucija and Silvija)



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Hi, kids,
Hello, dear colleagues,

The word HELLO means:
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H - How are you?
E - Everything all right?
L - Like to hear from you.
L - Love to see you soon!
O - Obviously, I miss you...

So, HELLO!


The following pages have been designed to make an easy-going, entertaining and relaxing approach to English, not often found in textbooks. So, whenever you're idle, not knowing what to do or just curious, turn off your TV, connect to the internet and have a look at these pages.
I'm sure you'll always find something new that'll bring a smile, or a grin at least, to your face (hope not a bitter one).
And if you're willing to make your share in this little project,
you'll make my face
☺☺☺.

Each month one of the most daring and most amusing original "pieces" will get a "(sur)prize".

Don't miss the chance to be a part of "ENGLISH WITH A SMILE" team.

Together, we can make an English Fun House furnished with your ideas, funny cartoons, jokes etc.


Don't wait! We're waiting for you!

(I don't take "NO" for an answer!)

Happily yours,


Mr Blister


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Let's (not) learn English:

They put him foxes = Stavili su mu lisice
Cabbaged book = Raskupusana knjiga
I am talking alone with the room = Pričam sam sa sobom
Calculate on me = Računaj na mene
Waiting All Right for Bread = čekanje u redu za kruh
Edge and Police Van = Ivica i Marica
Who cuts your hair = Tko te šiša
Why yes no = Zašto da ne
Carry yourself = Nosi se
He beat him on dead name = Prebio ga na mrtvo ime
Yes, little duck = Dapače
From (since) the little legs = Od malih nogu

Tongue twisters: (Try to say the following phrases very fast)















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Red lorry, yellow lorry
Red lorry, yellow lorry


Red leather, yellow leather, red leather, yellow leather.


Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?


She sells sea shells by the sea shore.


Fresh fried fish,
Fish fresh fried,
Fried fish fresh,
Fish fried fresh.


Double bubble gum bubbles double.


"Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you, mine are still greater." A. Einstein

Silly Quiz

Let's take a silly quiz. Send us your answers - the most imaginative/true ones will be rewarded.

1. Runs all day, but never walks,
Often murmurs, but never talks,
It has a bed, but never sleeps,
It has a mouth but never eats.
What is it?

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2. What grows bigger the more you take out of it?

3. Mr. and Mrs. Rabbit have six children who are boy rabbits. Each boy rabbit has two sisters. How many children are there in the Rabbit family?

4. Every morning, it takes Mr. Finster 3 minutes to boil an egg for his breakfast. One day, 2 friends joined him for breakfast. How long will it take him to boil 3 eggs?

5. If 5 horses can eat five bags of oats in five minutes, how long will it take 100 horses to eat 100 bags of oats?

6. It was the first day of school. The teacher had several new students in the class. she asked all the children to write their names and their date of birth for her. The first 2 names she looked at were those of girls. She saw that they both had the same last name. They also had the same birthday. "Will Jane and June Campbell please stand?" asked the teacher. Two girls stood up, and the teacher saw that they looked just alike. "Oh, you're twins," she said. One of the girls shook her head. "No," she said. "We're sisters, but we're not twins." How could they be sisters and be the same age, but not be twins?

7.
A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a gun and points it at him. The man says thank you and walks out. Why?

AND THE WINNER IS...

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Your name could be in here!

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A Teacher Is…
Someone who is wise...
Who cares about the students and wears no disguise.
But is honest and open and shares from the heart.
Not just lessons from books, but life where you are.
A teacher takes time to help and tutor.
With English or math or on a computer.
It's (your favourite teacher' name) who's patient, even in stress.
Who never gives less than the very best!
Not that I was the perfect student,
But you were the perfect teacher for me!
















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A few jokes

The child comes home from his first day at school.
Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"
The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."

The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row. The teacher shouts to the sleeping student's neighbor, "Hey wake that student up!" The neighbor yells back, "You put him to sleep, you wake him up!"


Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class.
Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.

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A super teacher:


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  • A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. --Author Unknown
  • What the teacher is, is more important than what he teaches. --Karl Menningevv
  • The best teachers teach from the heart, not from the book. --Author Unknown

Carnival is here and it's time for you to have fun.
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Take a photo of your friend/s and put it on these pages for all of us to enjoy!!!!


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Hugs from your teacher !
(Colleagues can share the hugs).

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All replies should be in English and English only!!!

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Don't worry, be happy - and act accordingly
















ENGLISH WITH A SMILE COMPETITION

Write a short essay (at least 100 words) entitled:
"The Job I Dream About"
and send it to me.
The best three essays will be rewarded!
DEADLINE FOR YOUR ESSAYS 15th March 2009


















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TO BE CONTINUED...


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Let's continue with (not) learning English:

Pucali smo od smijeha.
- WE WERE SHOOTING FROM LAUGHTER.

Pijan je ko majka.
- HE IS DRUNK AS A MOTHER.
Fotokopije - PHOTO-WHO-DRINKS.
- Sarajevo
- SARA IS AN OX.
Čekanje u redu za kruh.
- WAITING ALL RIGHT FOR BREAD.





VALENTINE IS AT THE DOOR.
LET'S MAKE IT MORE LOVING!



Love Is ...
Finish the sentence. Send us your definition of love.

Here are some of my students' bright definitions:


Love is you
And me, too.
Love is a rose
shining on your nose.
Love is a big touch.

Love is so, so much. Sanela Stručić, 6.A

Love is my mum, my dad, my sister.. When my mum tells me "YOU ARE MY HEART". When my dad goes with me to some nice place. When my sister helps me with my homework. When my family tells me "WE LOVE YOU" and when I tell this to them. That is LOVE. Paula Markov, 5.B
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Love is a beautiful flower which grows on the love tree. Love is a friend's hug and the birds' song. Love grows in our hearts. Love can't be broken. Edi Fulir 6.C


Love is for me like a star in the sky. Love is for me like a flower.
Love is for me like a red rose. Love is for me like a kiss in the dark.
Love is for me like the violin song. Love is for me like a big heart.
Love is for me like your eyes. Love is for me like your hair.
Love is for me like your smile. Love is for me like you.
Love is for me like the whole world.
Petra Mikulec 5.B

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I see your face when I am dreaming...
that is why I wake up screaming.

I love your smile, your face and you eyes,
Oh, God, I'm good at telling lies!



Love is the most beautiful flower someone can give to you.
Valentine's Day is the best day for love.
You can't buy somebody's love
but you can buy a flower to find your love.
I can't even think how love can hurt.
But I know I will find my real love.
Srećko Vrbančić, 6.A


Love is for me like the Sun that shines
out of a dark cloud.
Love is like a butterfly that tickles your belly.
Love is when a girl hugs a boy or
when a boy gives her a kiss.
Teo Oros 6.C

Love is when two ducks meet and swim together in a lake. Love is when my dad says to my mum "You're the most beautiful woman!" Love is when a dog plays with a cat. You need to take care of love and be happy even if you have problems. Every person needs someone in life to say "I love you". Dorotea Perović, 6.B
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You know the colours, don't you?
Don't be so sure!!!


Quick! say aloud what color you SEE in every word, NOT the word you read.



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Let's go on with our kids' jokes:

o What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?
The teacher says "spit your chewing gum out" and the train says "chew chew chew".

o What happens to cows during an earthquake?
They give milk shakes!


o Why did the boy eat his homework?
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!


Now, let's get serious. Do this general knowledge quiz.




If you did it well, CONGRATULATIONS!!!
If not, do it again. It'll be better, believe me.



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START LEARNING ABOUT EUROPE.


There will be a quiz on Europe in May called:
"Who Wants to Be a Millionaire in Europe"
with attractive prizes.
Geography, History and the Present of the European Union
will pop up at the quiz.
Don't miss the chance to become No.1.


E u r o p e a n U n i o n
"United in Diversity"
9th May
Europe Day

Europska komisija raspisala je nagradni natječaj
"Moja ideja za europsko sutra"
Svoje viđenje budućnosti u Europskoj Uniji možete poslati u obliku sastavka, prezentacije, video uratka na hrvatskom ili engleskom jeziku do 20. travnja 2009.

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Funny translations:

Treasure to you = Blago tebi
Let's eat something from the leg = Da pojedemo nešto s nogu
She rotated his brain = Zavrtjela mu je mozak
On the face of the place = Na licu mjesta
Two eggs on eye = Dva jaja na oko
I am all on five = Sav sam napet

Only killer = Samoubojica


RIDDLES
(answers are written in light yellow)

Living Food

You are walking through a field, and you find something to eat. It doesn’t have bones, and it doesn’t have meat. You pick it up and put it into your pocket. You take it home and put it on a shelf, but 3 day’s later it walks away. What is it? (an egg)

Romeo and Juliet

Romeo and Juliet are found dead on the floor in a bedroom. When they were discovered, there were pieces of glass and some water on

the floor. The only furniture in the room is a shelf and a bed. The house in is a remote location, away from everything except for the nearby railway track. What caused the death of

Romeo and Juliet?
Romeo and Juliet are fish. The rumble of the train knocked the tank off the shelf.


Invisible Apple
There are 20 people in an empty, square room. Each person has full sight of the entire room and everyone in it without turning his head or body, or moving in any way (other than the eyes). Where can you place an apple so that all but one person can see it?
Place the apple on one person’s head.

Shifting Colors
What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
Charcoal.

Days of the Week
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow

Almost Alive
They have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?
Gloves

Hardest to Carry
This is as light as a feather, yet no man can hold it for long.


What is it?
Your Breath.